domingo, 18 de julio de 2010

Promesas Dudosas

El famoso “Dentaphone,” trata de un aparato dental que cura la sordera.
Titular: "El Sordo escucha a través de sus dientes"

Las vitaminas PEP para mayor rendimiento de la esposa.
Titular: "Cuanto más duro una esposa trabaja, más linda se pone"

How soon is too soon to start your baby on…cola? ”Laboratory tests” have proven that the earlier you get your bambino sucking down the cola, the happier he’ll be throughout his entire life. You don’t want to deprive him of that, do you?

And if starting cola early results in a toothache for baby, just numb her up with a few cocaine drops!

Getting back to serious science — how would you handle a “truss rupture”? Nothing I can say will do this ad justice…read it, and hazard a guess as to what “truss torture” is.

There’s something about a giant hand pouring chemicals onto the countryside of India that just doesn’t sit well.

Nothing to add to this one — the picture says it all.

I couldn’t do a vintage ads post without at least one cigarette ad. In this case, smoking filterless Camels gives the user an “energizing effect.” That’s right before it gives you the “coughing effect” and the “wheezing effect,” followed by the “dying of lung cancer effect.”

She may “look clean” guys, but…

And you make think she’s “just your gal,” but….

She’s got everything. EVERYTHING.

This projector clearly works best in the shade.

“You can’t afford to be skinny.” This sounds like reverse liposuction in a pill.

Let’s wrap this post up along with the babies, in Cellophane.

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